Is It 2017 Yet?

2016 - As Told By Zacky V


Many would agree that 2016 was a year best suited for the books... on a dark shelf down a long hallway. Here is our year end recap of some of the best of times and worst of times 2016 had to offer...

The year the booty got too big. Everyone can appreciate a nice booty but a lot of people musta got real butt hurt this year cuz their butts be too swoll. 

When left between two unsettling options, People took their frustrations to the polls in The US and UK. After the UKs stunning Brexit the US quickly followed suit and jumped onboard the ship. After hastily throwing the life rafts overboard we proceeded to set fire to it whilst at sea.. HAH that’ll show em’! 

Avenged Sevenfold released a surprise album… I too just found out about this. 

Sadly Team Rock and its publications could not even survive 2016. 

The Cubs won the world series. I believe this was foretold long ago to signal the end of the world by ancient Indians fans. 

Being a dad has its perks. I am certain Santa Claus is real because I am him. 

The war still rages on in Syria. Nothing funny to say here. Don’t people have better things to do then destroy? 

Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar. This too signals the end of times. 

In a continued display of cultural diversity, America elected its first ever Orange President. 

Kudos to The Standing Rock Tribe for reminding everyone that no one will be laying pipe to them anytime soon. 


We lost the first Princess who traveled through space. Then shortly after, we lost her mother. Hopefully they are singing in the rain together somewhere in another galaxy far, far, away.

And lastly…Vengeance University is still going strong and wishing you a healthy and prosperous 2017! Thank you for everything. This year has probably taken a few years off my calendar and added a few grey hairs in my beard but I am still so thankful that we are all in this together! I wish you all nothing but the best this world has to offer and ask you share that sentiment to others. Please feel free to add any other notable (preferably witty) moments of 2016 in the comments section below.


-ZV


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  • Brian

    Zacky, my man! Happy late (very late) new year. 2016 sucked besides my FAVORITE ALBUM RELEASE, SPOILER!! ITS THE STAGE Hope this year is a VERY prosperous year. Cheers from Ohio!

  • Brittany

    I made it it 10yrs passed my car accident with much successs and much fails. 2016 showed so many new prospect’s for new drug trials going well for HAE meds, that i have hope that there may be less swells and pain one day. The movie Special Blood depicting the days of three HAE patients broke rank and got noticed but did not exactly show how hard it could really be. 2016 showed such progress for HAE but while its still far behind to be fully understood…finaly glimpse of change is over the horizon. 2017 is here. Lete go strong.

  • Aightball

    My nieces grew another few inches…hard to believe they are going to be five and nine this year. My youngest niece invented several words that sound insulting: bulb crass (my favorite) and popper pooper were the best. Oldest niece continues to excel in gymnastics and piano. She’s 8, only had a couple months of lessons and is already playing the opening theme to Beauty and the Beast. I’m still writing my book and still hoping to get it published someday.

    Happy 2017 to you and your family, ZV! Hope to see you all in Iowa someday =)

  • Natalie

    As midnight approached on New Years Eve I was clutching a bottle of Jack and riding a kids trike. I have high hopes for 2017.

  • Rae V

    Thanks for shouting Standing Rock haha. Yes 2016 kinda sucked… But hoping 2017 is better. Happy new year, Zachary!!! Much love. Xo



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